Nothing messes with sleep more than mucus sliding down your throat all night.
Nothing messes with your sleep more than drooling because you're freaking stuffed up.
Nothing messes with your sleep more than that gagging in the middle of the night that leaves your heart rate at 125 bpm and you gasping for air.
Nothing messes with your sleep more than the dull ache in your sinuses slowly seeping into your consciousness enough to awaken you.
Lord, please make this an anomaly.
Help me feel all well by tomorrow at the latest.
I know that's asking a lot but I just don't have the luxury of being sick at this time.